her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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