super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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