I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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