I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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