I heard we made out
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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