if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
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