our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
we're so committed to being not committed
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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