I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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