is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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