I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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