why didn't you poke me back
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
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