Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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