...so i touched it.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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