$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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