yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
Randomize
