i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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