Don't you send me to vm
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
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