He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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