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he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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