he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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