cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
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