Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
what the fuck happened to the tacos
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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