Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
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