Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
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