I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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