...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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