Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
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I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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