Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
sex in a hospital.. check
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
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