Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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