It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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