Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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