I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
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