Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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