the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
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