Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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