What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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