he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I have post one night stand depression
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