I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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