dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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