I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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