idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
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