And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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