I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
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