IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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