I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
That's how pantless uber rides happen
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
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