He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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