i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
It's blow job season.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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