Kiss
Puke
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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