Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
I wish you could order shots online.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
