AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
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